Pastafarianism and the church of the Giant Fly…

Pastafarianism and the church of the Giant Flying Spaghetti Monster, do his giant noodly tentacles tickle you?

for a long time i was in denial of his existence, but the evidence is just too strong; no way spaghetti with meatballs can be so heavenly delicious without his divine magic. it was true revelation the first time i got touched by his noodly appendage… praised be the FSM!